Apr 14, 2017 Haha wow look it's back and it's very different. Playing on different stations now and I'm also trying a new style where I just fast forward the bits where nothing happens so time doesn't get.
AboutSpace Station 13 is an open source community-driven multiplayer simulation game. Set several centuries in the future, you will be playing a role on board a space station, ranging from bartender to engineer, janitor to scientist, or even captain.Along with fulfilling your job's duties, you will be tasked with keeping the station in working order, running smoothly in the face of attacks and sabotage from traitorous crewmembers, cult members, revolutionaries, space wizards, and a host of other dangers found in deep space. Subreddit FilterRulesSecret ContentSharing of hidden game content as defined in the will be removed.Non-SS13 RelatedAll images and videos should clearly indicate they are related to SS13 specifically when taken out of the context of the post title.Proof RequiredNegative accusations against a group or individual based on either no evidence or demonstrably false evidence will be removed. Claims that are proven to be false may result in a temporary or permanent ban.Be RespectfulTreat the community with respect. Hate speech, insults and personal attacks are prohibited and will be removed. This includes slurs not necessarily aimed at any one person.Quality PostingAll posts must adhere to, low effort/quality posts will be removed.
Copy and pasting chunks of text and just replacing some of the words constitutes low quality posting and will be removed. 7/31/18 - 12:19 ESTBan EvasionAny discussion, hints or tools enabling users to evade bans or exploit game mechanics will be removed.Sexual ContentImproperly labelled NSFW content, explicitly pornographic material or smut will be removed.Helpful LinksWikiServer LinksOther Links. Be me, security agent on goon High pop round, lots of crewmembers, lots of security Spend the beginning of the round just chilling in sec, saving my strength, biding my time Word comes of nukies on the station! Oh shit! Me and another sec bro both head out of the security wing at the same time Run into a Nanotrasen Security Operative near security He says: 'hey, i'm going to open up the armory for you guys, follow me!' letsfollowthetrustworthyguy.jpg We follow him into sec Lead him to the armory door, wait for him to open it He pulls out a fucking c-saber, kills us both before we can react Immediately ghost and start following him Watch as he exits security, runs into the detective right outside 'Hey detective! Follow me, I'll open the armory for you'After the round was over (nukies won), the whole of security is praising the guy and his 4D chess moves, noone saw it coming, we all fell for it.Robust-ops if I've ever seen one.
Am roboticist on the NSV test today. Near the end of my shift, I'm building a Ripley because reasons. All the sudden, the Captain drags the CE into robotics, and orders me to debrain him.As I'm taking his brain out to put into an MMI, he whispers to me that he'll give me the password to a traitor uplink if he can get armed. So, I finish up and toss his brain in the Ripley, and give him CE access.I end up tossing a drill and plasma cutter on, along with repair kit. Then, as he is trying to tell me something, a railgun round comes through the hull and immolates me.As I'm busy being dead, I hear someone scream about a rogue mech.
This fuckin' catto. They're a regular on two servers I frequent, and oh my god, they're incompetent.1)I'm a Curator and they're a Sec Officer. I get a message along the lines of 'Do you have a license to be that cute?'
No idea what the fuck they were getting at, brushed it off with a joke and it ended there.2)Next round, I'm Curator again and they're the HoP. I go to them and ask for maint access, so I can seek out relics of the station to put on display. Reasonable enough, right? Even Assistants have that accessNope, I don't need it, apparently. God knows what evil a librarian could do with maint accessLater on, they end up killing criminals in maint. Not as an antag, not in self-defense.3)I'm another character, an IPC viro. They're the CMO.
I've made a basic healing virus and call it out on medcomms, asking for their permission to distribute it.No replyWell, it's probably fine then.I go to chem, can't get in. Ask them to let me in.'
You didn't tell me you'd made a virus'.yes I did. In fact, it should go without saying. I make this clear, and they tell me-'Your job is to make vaccines'The fuck? Do I just sit there alone for 98% of the round, then?Later on, I come across them killing someone in crit with a saw in the medbay. I shove them away - just a shove - and they then turn on me, including killing me while I'm in crit Apparently the person they killed was trying to plasmaflood - I didn't see that - and so I deserved the same punishment.Throughout the shift, the geneticist broke into viro as a hulk. CMO didn't give a single fuck.
Be me on TG ManuelResearch DirectorTraitor, nab the hypospray and kill a doctor, escapeWhat happens next is absolutely unexpected and never been done as a traitor RD.Subvert AI with hacked modulePretty soon a borg has grabbed my hypospray and I’m getting to work on a Durand useful station science projects. The doctor is far too active to kill quietly, so I just kinda give the AI free rein.After walking around in my exosuit for a bit, I realize that I can put two and two together.AI, is there any way for me to give you control of the Durand?That doctor is absolutely dead. So are a few bystanders in medical. As the AI continues his spree and the station hunts down the AI, I’m preparing my papers off the station.Then comes the worst and gravest bane of any agent against Nanotransen. The Atlas of the corporation, machine of and into hell, perfidious OFFICER BEEPSKY.While I am untying myself, the CMO sends a message. “RD SUBVERTED AI.” I am grabbed by a bystander with two seconds left to untie, and taken to the HOS.There, he grabs my BOH (including the hypospray) and my headset (but not my PDA).
I quickly make a deal- I call of the AI, and he gives me my objectives. Over the radio, I follow my end- tell the AI to “STOP KILLING EVERYONE until I am dead”.Of course, the HOS drags me to medbay, to gag me and cut off my limbs. They abandon me in medbay maint, waiting for the CMO to arrive to do this, while I am able to break off Beepsky’s zipties and escape deeper into maint by the dorms.The HOS destroys my hypospray, the AI is killed, and I use the 4 TC I have left for a mulligan toxin, dropping every item I have, grabbing a random dorm costume, and escaping onto the shuttle with 2/3 of my objectives.And then the server crashes before the shuttle leaves because it’s manuel. I’ve got one from goonstation a few days back. I spawned in as a scientist/agent I do my standard insert card into pda. It doesn’t go in. I click again.
I look in chat and see I had just turned in my ID for a poison bottle and splashed in onto my pda. I grab a spacesuit from telescience and run off not even wanting to attempt to explain how I lost my ID a minute in. I find a dead guy and steal his ID. I am now a mechanic I bring his corpse to medbay because it’s like 5 minutes in and I am not that big of a dick. Fast forward a bit I’ve done a few minor bounties and decide to get myself some insuls. Unfortunately for me the door was locked so I start to break in when I am stopped by the chief engineer.
He very angrily shouts my name, but quickly apologizes because I am in fact disguised as the guy from before. Even later my bounties update with one being of note. The bounty is for the mime’s ID and the reward is for a sleepy pen. Being the chemistry need that I am I began my short hunt for the mime. I found him when leaving the bar he was going into mains near the janitors closet.
As I enter I notice he is now carrying a corpse and that my screen is flashing pretty colors. Putting two and two together I figured that he was either a ling or I could blame the mimes murder on the ling I quickly charge him with flash in hand. Now I should mention this is specifically cog1 near the janitor’s closet where the crusher is, which is one of the only insta kills on goon. Anyway I charge at him flash in hand he makes a break for down the crush’s conveyor belt I flash him a few times. I flash my self once or twice.
He collapses. It was at this point I as they say fucked up. Both of our corpses enter the crusher.
Killing us both.TLDR: Agent accidentally sacrifices him self to save the station from the thing from another world. Be me Appeal ban to paradise after 3 years. Get ban appealed. Go back to paradise to find out that some other player just so happened to get day banned on paradise, which for some reason bans me too.internetdetective.txt Player is on spanish server.
Join spanish server while he or she is playing. Realize that I don't actually want to break any rules, but I also don't want to be outed as only speaking english. Grab google translate and proceed to hispaniflauge my way through most of the shift. Be me, HoPIt has to be clarified at this point that it was early morning, at less populated bay12 server.
(Around 20 people)Be not me. Shaft miner, stealing Cap's ID and becoming HoS discreetly.Me when joining the server notice that there is no HoS at the station.Mfw there is one actually. But there is no miner. And my hopes that the cargo department can work with only 1 miner and no QM and technicians being there are ruined.No assistant agree to work in cargo. Welp I have to do all of the work myself.Mfw I see HoS marching in cargo and ordering telecrystals.